so, when i was in college there was a show that came on tv that displayed a group of guys attempting to do unthinkable and dangerous things.  for legal reasons, this show shall remain nameless...   (it rhymes with “pack class.”)  on this particular tv show, the cast participated in what was called “the milk challenge.”  the object of the milk challenge was to consume an entire gallon of milk within one hour.  (i have been told this is scientifically impossible to do, because the stomach does not contain enough acid to counteract the base of the milk.  anyone know if this is true or not?)

needless to say, my infamous friend martha decided that we needed to attempt said milk challenge.  the event took place on the eve of april 28, 2001 in the back yard of the now-defunct adelphos house.  below you will find pictures as well as audio samples taken of the event.  enjoy!

(btw, i was the last to blow chunks and the minidisc ran out, so there is no audio of me.       )